Radically Ethical Data Wizards
We are really, really good at giving people advice on accomplishing great and terrible things using their data. And explaining what “using data” even means.
We’ve got a few core offers that end up being very valuable to clients, tailored to different people at businesses. Peruse our repertoire of fell corporate magicks.
For our corporate overlords, we have the forbidden arts of driving profit margins through highly effective analytics practices, courses on effectively navigating the tech landscape, and curses to banish adversarial vendors to the 9th circle of Hell.
For non-executive management, we have ancient techniques (see: books written between 1986 and 1999) to nail your deliverables on-time with awesome consistency and make everyone think you're the coolest.
For employees, we can help you present us to management, which will give you hip, competent peers with sensible opinions instead of, and this is totally hypothetical, consultants that have recently had to refund the federal government over grotesque negligence.
I already know your CEO is that famous tech writer guy or whatever, and I’ve got a specific problem I want to run past him. Just let me book a call.
Meet our team
Behold, the people that will bend computers to your will.